King Koopa Sucks
I used to say that hockey players were the most flaky, irresponsible, lying, loathesome slugs on the planet. I based this on my interaction with and observation of the punks that work at hockey rinks. Serious tools.
Well, I was wrong. Contractors have trumped hockey punks, and the general contractor who coordinated the work on my house is the king of all sleezeballs.
Arnon and I refer to him as Bowser because other than skin color, he looks like Bowser, king of the Koopas in Super Mario Brothers.
Bowser promised to complete work on our house by the end of April, a week before we were to leave for Greece, but failed to meet that deadline. He also failed to have our house ready by the time we returned from our month-long vacation. Then, some time in late June, he disappeared.
We tried to contact him in the following weeks but failed to get a hold of him. Fatigued and demoralized, we gave up on the house in mid-July. I know it sounds crazy to give up on a house that you have to live in, but we just couldn't take it anymore.
Then in late October, I received a call from the city saying that my permit would expire in a couple days. In order to extend the permit, I had to schedule an inspection. It should come as no surprise that we failed the inspection on seven points.
We were dejected following the inspection, but not for long. Somehow, Bowser heard that his work did not pass inspection, and his ego must have been bruised because he sent his crew to work on our house again. Unfortunately, that only lasted a couple of weeks and now they're gone again.
So we still have no bedroom closets, no mirror in the bathroom, no recessed entertainment center, and a hole in the counter near the kitchen sink, but these aren't things that should prevent us from passing the next inspection. I hope.