Tard

My favorite new word is the somewhat derogatory term lactard, which, as a play on lactose and retard, is someone who is lactose intolerant.

I know it's been in use for ages, but it's new to me and it amuses me.

By the way, I am not a lactard.

Actually, I like the word tard in general. Arnon and some of his hockey buddies all call each other Tard, which gets confusing when I listen to their stories:

"Tard showed up at Tard's house with Tard and that other Tard from the talentless rink ..."

Sorry, I don't follow.